Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Brighten Your Day

A friend of mine said that when she was at Asha, a she she salon in the Bucktown neighborhood of Chicago, she came across a service called "anal brightening." She couldn't resist asking someone what in the blazes that service involved, and evidently there are people who like their anuses, or is it ani?, to shimmer bright, white in the moonlight. I'll never be able to take Brighten the Corners by Pavement out of my CD rack without thinking of this operation, and think to myself, "Gosh, I wish my anus where whiter."

6 comments:

Kadonkadonk said...

Um. What?

Jessica said...

You don't mean to tell me you have a brown asshole???

Yuck.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Kadonk: Well, it is what it is.

Jess: Not at all Jess, but it could always be brighter. Bright like the north star, not the brown star.

Jessica said...

Okay now I'm turned on.

5 of 9er said...

I've been thinking about getting my teeth whitened for some time now. Maybe I'll get get my anus done instead. Thanks for the tip!

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Ummmm, you all are slacking here. I posted this sucker ages ago. And Jessica, how come the link to your pic doesn't work anymore?